Thursday, May 28, 2009

Faking It

I am watching Ellen talkshow as I am writing this. You know how the more successful talk shows usually have gifts for all its studio audiences? (Obviously not Jerry Springer). I suppose it is a good marketing campaign for the product considering the millions of viewers these popular talkshows have. However, you never know what is being given out until during the show. In Y2004, Oprah actually gave out cars to ALL her 276 studio audiences.

So imagine you finally get the ticket to go watch the show which I believe has got a very long wait list. You turn up for the show and unless they have got a hunk on the show (Hugh, Christian or George), you are pretty much all hyped up for the mystery gift.

Imagine today, the gift revealed to the audience is 1 year supply of all natural washing detergent. I suppose the "1 year" bit kinds of give it some oomph. But just imagine the sheer disappointment, in fact a collective disappointment of over 200 hundred people. Nevertheless they could not express what they felt, but to cheer on as per the studio instruction, haha. Just imagine as these people cheered the revealed mystery gift, all their heads were thinking the same thing, "Damn, all the trouble just for washing detergent!"

Torn between the truth and political correctness? We have all been there; told the lies but wished we could have been more honest about that dress, the hair (don't worry reena, your hair is really hot!), the weight, the bags (ahem) etc. Of course, some of us were mere bitchy and told the lies out of malice or insecurity.

However it is tough if someone gets you a present with total sincerity but you absolutely hate the gift. I suppose in this instance, you could just be totally honest and be appreciative of the person's kindness and thoughtfulness.

6 comments:

khemy said...

wah..gigih (hardworking) updating..

and what we got coming to watch recording of 'Jangan Tidur Lagi' (poe kalau tak sure please google)..uncut version of lame (read: miming) live performances and sometimes umpat mengumpat sesama artis (this is priceless, belum edit to be aired on TV)..hehehe..

Mom again said...

hahaha... that sounds fun. i've never been to any studio shows before.

eh... what's your msn?

khemy said...

MSN takleh access..kat sini..google chat takleh, YM takleh..pathetic kan?

Mom again said...

standardlah...

gembira tak? to be expecting your 3rd baby? semoga you have a smooth one ok?

How To Eat A Cupcake said...

A few things to remember when making SMBC:

When melting the sugar with the egg whites over a double boiler, it really helps to have a digital thermometer. A candy thermometer works fine too, but digital is much faster, and you can find them at Wal-mart or Target for under $10. Make sure the mixture reaches 160 degrees F before you remove it from the heat. While it's cooking, keep it moving with a whisk. You aren't really trying to whip it at this point, you're just making sure the egg whites don't cook on the sides of the bowl.
Beat the hot egg mixture until it's completely cool to the touch. I like to test it with the back of my hand or finger where it's really sensitive. At this point it should be VERY thick and firm, kinda like the marshmallow fluff you can get at the store. If it's not thick by the time it is cooled down, just keep beating it on high.
When it thickens it's time to add the butter.
Make sure the butter is softened, but still slightly cool. If it's too warm it will take forever to mix in. Add about 2 tablespoons at a time, and beat it for 15-30 seconds between each addition. When all the butter has been added, the mixture might begin to look curdled. And it will definitely get soupy again. But if you just keep it slightly cool (not cold) and keep beating it on high, it should come together and be nice and thick.

I hope that helps! The frosting on that Perfect Party Cake is really delicious! :D

khemy said...

Hello Cik Poe, nak tau gembira ker tak, cuba la sendiri...jom make babies, not war ok...hehe..i think eddie already wants a playmate...

after my 5th month, i know that i will gain back my energy, enthusiast ism and most important thing..my weight..hehe
and thanks for the well wishes..i really need that..huhuhu..