Hillarious!!!

Saturday August 30, 2008
Welder’s love plans unscrewed
By MEERA VIJAYAN, The STAR

JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck after he had an erection.
The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had apparently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week when disaster struck.
It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut off himself.
Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for assistance.
A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.
They, too, were unable to remove the nut.
At press time, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the man’s genitals.
This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.

I don't think they needed 7 firemen to help remove the nut, but everyone at the fire station was probably fighting to go and kepo at hospital. I would have! hahahahah!!! poor guy.

Freedom of Speech

Shame shame on our very desperate government which have resorted to blocking the infamous Malaysia Today. If the RPK has indeed done anything wrong, it is to be decided based on Rule of Law which is supposedly a separate arm from the government. But no no, the government is taking law into their own hands and block the website. Again, our country is ridiculed in foreign press. I am not a supporter of Malaysia Today, but I do read it occasionally for the gossips which are really interesting, in fact more interesting than Britney's crotch expose.

Obviously the person who taught of the idea to block access to the website is not that internet savvy after all. http://mt.harapanmalaysia.com/

And what is the fuss about an upside down flag???

I have never considered myself to have any political leanings. However of late, I am very disappointed with what Malaysia has become. I am very saddened by the constant bickering about race, about all these race traitor nonsense (be it Malay, Chinese or Indian), ketuanan melayu (which is so apartheid sounding). The country is going backward, not forward. America is going to have a Black president, or a woman president had Hillary Clinton won the presidential candidacy.

Point is, we are all supposed to be more educated and advanced. Yet there are still people who let politicians manipulate them via the race card. I miss my childhood days when we mingled in school without any racial distinction. Even my parents who have never attended university probably show more respect towards our neighbours and friends of other races/religions, than some of these monkey politicians. My brothers and I were told to make sure that our dog never ran to our neighbour's home and if she did, we apologised and retrieved the dog. Our neighbour forgave us and life moves on, and when she bumped into me in the market after more than 10 years, we bersalam hormat. These days, it is probably newsworthy and some politicians may even then propose to ban dogs in communities with x% of Muslims, just to garner some popularity votes.

We are supposed to progress, not digress. I want to continue to be proud of this country I grew up in, and which I hope to raise my son in. I want him to experience the truly wonderful culture diversity, to celebrate Chinese New Year, attend open houses and eat Laksa Johor.

The Best Thing About Being Unpregnant

I love my heels, sexy gorgeous heels! And I have just bought myself a loverly pair yesterday. Most of my friends often wonder how on earth do I walk in them. I just do. It is all good balance I suppose, like how when I first learnt how to rollerblade, I have never fallen down. Ironic I know, considering the number of times I have slipped and fallen off on flat shoes.

Back to this pair of shoes, I couldn't resist them of course. I also plan on wearing them to a wedding next weekend. But problem is now I need to get a dress to go with my shoes. What a dilemma! hahahaha... those of you out there working your butts off must really want to slap me.

Have a good week!

Dilemma of Choosing Another Maid Again....

My super maid cum house manager has to go back to the Philipinnes as her mother is ill. I am now faced with the most depressing task i.e. recruitment. I HATE RECRUITING. I hate it more when I am now faced with 2 choices. And I know that whichever one I hire, at one point I will wish that I had hire the other one!!! My hubby was right, he told me to just hire the first one I met (whom unfortunately has taken up another better offer while I was waiting to widen my choice scope by interviewing more maids). After all, how difficult is it to perform household chores and look after lil eddie?

The main reason why I am blogging this is because it helps to streamline my thoughts. And yes, the answer has come to me. I don't need a rocket scientist. Like what my mom said, it's the personality that matters. After all you have to face them 24 hours 6 days a week.

My 2 month old demonstrating his water prowess

Yes, having kids is an expensive affair. This super sunsuit which protects you from all sorts of ray harm cost me $ 70, and he'll probably wear it for 2 months. As for the float, I went to a shop in Singapore to get it. When the saleslady gave me an option with the mushroom shelter, I could not resist! So I lugged it all the way to Samui. When I tried to blow it up (pun unitended), only did I realise that this was not possible. My husband already chided me bout the unnecessary mushroom and yet I made him drive me to a nearby kedai motor. So I tried to explain to the para-para mechanics that I needed to borrow their squirty pump because I could not blow up the mushroom by myself. As they filled up the float, the people in the shop started laughing seeing this grown up woman with a giant float. Nevertheless, I was extremely pleased that I have bought the float in the first place.

A Tanned Mum is a Happy Mum

Shame on me! Yes, I have been slacking big time. But really, it is a tough balancing act when your day is sectioned off into 8 milking sessions.

So where have I been? I just got back from my 2 weeks bliss in Koh Samui. Weather was great, beach Chaweng is beautiful as always, yummy thai lunches-dinners, not too much booze, and one unfortunate trip to the dentist which involved an emergency flight to Bangkok.

My boy is now just over 3 months old. I am so glad that I don't have to go back to work yet. Spoken to my boss about extending my unpaid leave. I am even more cheesed off with the fact that they have recently announced a new maternity leave package which is 4 months of paid leave!!! Too bad I have missed out on that. And also, I am still waiting for the bridezilla's wedding invite so that I can plan my trip back to Sitiawan.